I don’t know what’s wrong with being funny. What’s wrong with cracking a joke every now and then? So I’m a little sarcastic, nothing wrong with that. Having a sense of humor will keep a relationship together more than the sex will; at least, that’s what I’m told but maybe those people just aren’t getting any. Nevertheless I am a little peeved by the fact that men want a serious woman. Or maybe they just want a slave. A sense of humor shows that we have a brain and – dare I say it – we can think for ourselves. I may seem a little feministic but it’s not my dream to cook, clean and birth babies for the rest of my life. Of course I want those things in my life but I don’t want them to be the summation of my life. I want other things in my life. Specifically speaking I want humor in my life. I want the humor that I have now. I want the jokes at the office, in my apartment and while I am on dates. I think men fear women with a sense of humor because they’re scared a woman will show them up. They don’t want to be outsmarted by a woman so they marry a submissive bimbo; at least, they think they are marrying a empty headed subservient woman who will address her husband as “your highness and your greatness.” Its only after they’re married for years that she finally starts showing her true colors. They find out that their woman has a mind of her own. This may not be the greatest reason for divorce but it may factor into it. I’m a woman and I act like a woman but I’m not going to lick some man’s floors, shoes and…other things clean. I expect our relationship to be equally balanced. I want respect and I will give him respect. Alas this won’t get me married but it will keep me from marrying some chauvinistic male.